I bet if there was a freak snow storm in socal which dumped 1" of snow, Momma would make a huge deal out of it. She and the neighbors would have a "blizzard" party. And they would try to make snowmen, that would be full of grass and dirt due to the lack of snow. And they would make makeshift sleds. And they would put on all sorts of weird combinations of clothes to try to be winterproof, because they dont acutally own any winter clothing, even though by the time they went outside it was 40° and the snow was melting. And momma would be posting pics about the "tons of snow" everyplace, and she would be stuck at home until the snow melted, because she's snowed in.

Meanwhile, I have to brush 8" of snow off my car, and then go to work cause they decided it wasn't that bad.