I can't believe nobody checked up on me last night to make sure I was okay.

If you're wondering how I'm doing (obviously you're not), I was hiding in my closet for over 24 hours, I just got out. Everything seems to be in place, except my PS4 is missing, my cast iron pan is missing, and there is an empty void underneath my counter top where my dishwasher used to be. But considering the peril I was in, I think I came out of it relatively unscathed.

Oh, and I need to buy a new pair of underpants.